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Bad Jokes and other stories...

After having received some encouraging feedback from yesterday, I have decided to keep posting regularly for at least the immediate future (Yay! like anyone cares!). But anyways I am doing this more for myself. Plus since when with friends its always been hard for me to get too many words into the conversation, this way I can at least get it out there somewhere for whoever wishes to read.

There are several topics I want to talk about but I am going to procrastinate on that for a bit, since I am really tired today. But for now let me put a small list of things to I wish to write about:
Soap Operas
Reality Shows
Either or both of the above
In the same vein, WTF is a socialite exactly? I mean I know what the word means but its like documenting the life of a single sloth because it calls itself an 'arboreal external surface maintenance manager'! Its a sloth...just doing what it enjoys most; no one cares. What do they do for a living and why do people want to know about them so much? Frankly I would rather watch a Nat Geo special about sloths.
Uh...let me stop here. This is for another time when I have more sarcastic microliths at my ready disposal. To explain why this isnt a good time to go into a rant I'll tell you that I spent about 30 minutes thinking about and improving that sloth analogy and its not even that good; its probably terrible. So no, I dont want to waste a good target with substandard material.

By the way, a microlith (you probably looked this up on wikipedia already but here goes) is a small stone tool which on its own cannot be used but a bunch of microliths can be put together to form a customized tool for the task at hand. Isnt that just so cool?! Its like a little Transformer tool robot in your hand. Except that when you find microliths in the cave you dont find a female hominid around with absolutely no connection to the context (read Megan Fox). Oh god another terrible one.

I was gonna add to the list I started but I might be tempted to go into a psychotic opinionated rant again and crack more terrible jokes. I'll spare you the torture. I might review a movie this weekend if I go. Also if I feel up to it, I will write about/ review the new Big Bang Theory episode tonight or maybe tomorrow. And yeah I like the show 'The Finder' so that too. For those of you who haven't heard about it, its a spin off of Bones (please tell me you have heard of Bones). That's pretty much it for now.
Later,
The_Radioactive
PS: Be prepared for several anthropological and archaeological terms and references because I like learning that and like even more to show that knowledge to sound very academic and learned!

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