20120627

Lazy Arizona Summers

     I love Arizona. Despite most people giving me a surprised look when I say this, I have a good explanation for this. Firstly, I grew up in Pune. Now if you have taken any geography in school you might know what a rain-shadow region is. Both Pune and Arizona have a mountain region between them and the sea. These block the rain clouds for the most part. Except in the case of Arizona, these the much taller Sierra Nevada Mountains. This generates a rain shadow in Nevada mostly but also in Arizona to some extent. Also Phoenix itself is in a valley with plenty of mountains in Arizona. The end result is a very dry climate like Pune, except much drier. So climate wise its something I have grown up in, although here I have become used to having air-conditioning. Secondly, snow sounds like fun to most people from India, because of the 'grass is greener on the other side' principle. But snow brings with it a set of problems of its own. You don't have to worry about that in Phoenix. But what about middle grounds? Like California, Oregon, etc. Where it doesn't snow but is still cool throughout the year? Yes, I admit I love California's climate and natural beauty. But so do millions of other people. The result is that its the state with the most people, in the US. Coming from India that's the last thing I want. Also a higher population means a higher cost of living. That was one of the reasons I enrolled in Arizona State University. When I came here four years ago I had no idea what Arizona was like. The only reason I chose this place was because my aunt told me it was the most affordable yet accessible alternative compared to my other admits which were Philadelphia (very expensive) and Idaho (which I only know because they grow potatoes). So the three options I had were literally a spectrum of potential lifestyle. Idaho is probably pretty rural not to mention I wasn't sure how good the university was. Philly was the other end; too urban. Phoenix is a major city yet its people are not really what you would call metropolitan. I can live a few hours from Los Angeles and Las Vegas, yet not pay through the nose to live there. The roads are wide and empty. Not to mention Arizona has some amazing desert beauty. There's probably not too many places in the world where every sunset is worth a photo!
     But then again, of course no place can be perfect. I am used to blazing afternoons in Pune, but Arizona summers are a different story altogether. Let me put it this way, from May to August, if you step out of the house anytime between 10.30am and 5.30pm, you will have the pleasure of being torched alive. I have literally returned a shade darker after going out for an hour if I don't have sunscreen. Its not just hot, it is the kind of hot that sucks out the moisture from you and leaves you like that guy eaten by scarabs from the Mummy. The wind is like having a furnace exhaust in your face. There's dust storms too. Four out of twelve months it will be hell unless you have a car; which I don't this summer. However after August, it will get increasingly pleasant and from November to about March every other day is beautiful enough to make you wanna go for a walk or bike ride.
     That being said, there's few places in the world where you can have the solitude that you get in Arizona. Drive an hour or so in the right direction and you can find yourself being the only person for miles surrounded by a vast desert with a tumbleweeds, giant saguaros and maybe a few rabbits. You're in the Wild West!

20120604

Low price + Craigslist = Hilarity

     As some of my friends might know, I had an accident a couple months ago which resulted in a shit-storm in my life. Well that might be an exaggeration, but still it was hard. After having a reliable Honda to haul my lazy butt around anywhere and anytime for 3 years, life in the US for me was seen only in the context of a car. Ergo with that gone I can't think straight. Phoenix is a massive city and as reliable as the public transport system is the sheer distance between things results in about an hour of travel even to nearby places if you use the bus. Cars and trucks are everywhere here and life without them is difficult. Still I could have lived with that. Except that the insurance claim is still open and could possibly go on for several months. Now I don't have to do anything here, except that I still have to keep paying insurance on a car I no longer own. So I have tentatively decided to buy a cheap (and nasty) car. Kind of a horse for a horseshoe sort of deal going on here.
     My friend has had an interesting history with craigslist. He first got a pretty expensive Beemer. That ran for about a year. Alright bad luck there. Now this friend loves his Deutsche Autos. Next he got a Merc 190E, 1989 I believe, for an incredible 1800$. That ran for about a week before taking up permanent residence in a repair shop. But he didnt give up. He got another 190E this time a '93, for 1400$ which is surprisingly still running albeit a constant check engine light.
     So I figured maybe craigslist should be given a shot. After all, there's so few expectations I have this time. I just need a car that will run for about a year and which has an A/C and a decently working engine. I have already spent hours in the past browsing craigslist for motorcycles. I know how entertaining it can be. And today morning I found no lack in its humorous potentials. There are cars for 500$!! Except that they are missing a few bits. Like a roof. And a hood. Or rear windshield. Or a motor. Or...funnily enough, an ENGINE! Another hilarious instance is claims that, "the car ran fine when it was parked...wait for it...3 YEARS AGO!!" So this guy parks his car and goes about his life and suddenly he remembers, "wait a minute...I have a car here I could sell to some noob on craigslist!" Maybe he's hoping to get some extra cash for some meth or crack.
     Some people will be frank enough to admit that they have no idea why the car doesn't work. Sometimes there will be no title. I found this guy who was selling a car which was in impound. So you were supposed to pay impound fees AND pay him. Shit, I should have done that with my Accord. Here's how the ad would look like:
"Slightly smashed car for sale. Very reliable. May have a smashed coolant tank. Otherwise runs fine. This car is in a tow company's yard. I will assist you in stealing it since they wont release it to anyone. Asking 1000$ OBO.
PS: I will buy the wire cutters to get through the fence and will carry a few raw steaks for any guard dogs that might be present."

Oh wait, just found this one! I can only imagine the poor bastard who buys this:
1993 Geo Metro
runs fine great on gas. Only problems: Drivers door does not open from inside.
Rear driver side door does not open from outside.

Can you imagine how you'll exit this car. The rear passenger will step out and open the door for the driver! Now that I think could be called chauffeur service on opposite day!

     Also since this is Arizona, and its summer now. People love emphasizing a good A/C. Some will put it in the title itself; eg. "Nissan Maxima COLD AIR!!!". Like its the freaking trim level above LX and EX or something. You'll see all sorts of adjectives for it. Ice Cold, freezing cold, super cold. I even saw this Pontiac which claimed to be "supercharged with cold air"! Wow so not only will you be cool, your engine will be pumped with cold air from the supercharger. Beat that Vin Diesel! I bet your Dodge Charger can't do that!
     Buying used cars is almost like a blackjack game. You never know what the dealer is hiding and you can only hope to get your cards higher than him. But you'll never know until you place your bets. Fortunately Craigslist is like a nice Vegas casino which uses unintentional humor instead of free alcohol to numb you to the risk you are taking!