Since the iPhone became the standard issue phone for dumbasses the world over (excluding all people I know personally and have iPhones, come on guys you know I don't mean it for you :P), this new meme is all over Facebook. Its that annoying and often extremely unfunny text conversation between two people. Apparently it's just a website where you can type in what ever BS comes into your brain and display it as a conversation which is supposed to be funny. Having never used an iPhone (I do own a 2nd generation iPod Touch which I use almost exclusively for music), here's a list of things (in no particular order) I understand happen automatically by no fault of yours when you have an iPhone:
1) You are bound to send texts to the wrong person (often very conveniently a parent) instead of a partner (girlfriend or boyfriend) and have no way of knowing your mistake until your 'secrets' have been exposed and you have been 'grounded'.
Exhibit A: http://crazyhyena.com/epic-busted-son-image_en
B: http://phonelaughs.com/171/proof-that-girls-play-
C:http://phonelaughs.com/215/how-to-tell-if-someone-is-cheating-on-you/
2) Autocorrect changes words you type into something completely unrelated and almost always something highly inappropriate.
Exhibit A: http://www.larrysfunnybone.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/clip_image0022.jpg
B: http://crazyhyena.com/keep-doctor-awey-funny-text-message_en
3) People with iPhones often text important things instead of, say, calling a person or actually meeting the person. Texting about something that will require you to meet anyways also is necessary. This I assume is done to keep a record of everything you talk about with everybody.
Exhibit A: http://weknowmemes.com/2012/07/dad-can-i-have-money-for-some-coke/
why would you text your dad asking for $1.35?
Exhibit B: http://luulz.blogspot.com/2012/06/mom-do-you-have-any-gum.html
To be continued....
1) You are bound to send texts to the wrong person (often very conveniently a parent) instead of a partner (girlfriend or boyfriend) and have no way of knowing your mistake until your 'secrets' have been exposed and you have been 'grounded'.
Exhibit A: http://crazyhyena.com/epic-busted-son-image_en
B: http://phonelaughs.com/171/proof-that-girls-play-
C:http://phonelaughs.com/215/how-to-tell-if-someone-is-cheating-on-you/
2) Autocorrect changes words you type into something completely unrelated and almost always something highly inappropriate.
Exhibit A: http://www.larrysfunnybone.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/clip_image0022.jpg
B: http://crazyhyena.com/keep-doctor-awey-funny-text-message_en
3) People with iPhones often text important things instead of, say, calling a person or actually meeting the person. Texting about something that will require you to meet anyways also is necessary. This I assume is done to keep a record of everything you talk about with everybody.
Exhibit A: http://weknowmemes.com/2012/07/dad-can-i-have-money-for-some-coke/
why would you text your dad asking for $1.35?
Exhibit B: http://luulz.blogspot.com/2012/06/mom-do-you-have-any-gum.html
To be continued....
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